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1. Sand Dog
Navy lingo for San Diego
Man, I can't wait to kick it in Sand Dog.
2. sand crab
When doing the "dirty-dance" on the beach, it is to get in the "doggy style" position and have your woman press her chest into the sand and try to dig a hole by the time you are finished.
i was walking up the beach one night to find a girl sand crabbing with her man in the moonlight.
by Aaron Mar 31, 2005 share this
3. Ed gein
In theory, a killer but not a serial killer. Gein was heavily influenced by the memory of his religiously fanatical and controlling mother. Whilst rumoured, Gein wasnt a cannibal nor did he ever use the bodies for sexual gratification claiming "They smelt to bad". Gein killed the 2 women (both middle-aged women with similarities to his mother or in the case of his first victim, the barowner, an opposite "dirty" version) and pillaged the graves around his hometown Plainfield in order to create the bodysuit, a tapestry of different womens skin (including a vagina) that he wore round his home and the surronding area.
Gein underwent many physcological examinations after his incarceration and it is still highly argued whether he was criminally insane (which he was found to be by the doctors). Some see Gein as a cunning, tactful fox of a man who carefully hides himself behind his lopsided grin, whilst others (throughout his life, the citizens of Plainfield) percieved Gein as a sort of village idiot.
His motive for killing could also be argued however one could guess, through just seeing his house (his living area an absolute squalor including a sink filled with sand, or the areas which he boarded up and isolated from the rest of the house - these where his mothers living area, kept immaculately clean) that Gein dug up the bodies and such and crafted the women suit for 2 main reasons:
1) To gratify and immortalize his mother, in a gesture of showing and tangibly seeing how mu...
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4. elephant style
Doing it doggy style with a fat chick; banging a plumper from behind.
I took home a big-titted 220 from the bar and I did her elephant style all night.
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by PMax Apr 13, 2008 share this
5. Screaming Pelican
A sexual act occurring only at beaches or sandboxes. It is a variation of anal doggy style. To perform the act, the male or "pitching" partner pulls out during an otherwise normal session of doggy style and grabs a handful of sand. The sand is then forcefully inserted into the anus of the female or "receiving" partner. Anal doggy style is then resumed, as the horrified screams of the receiving partner slowly turn into death gurgles/rattles - similar to that of a pelican.
Man: Dude, I totally gave my girlfriend a Screaming Pelican the other day.

Dude: Oh, man, so how'd she like it?

Man: She's was hella pissed off. She even threatened to call the cops for assault.
6. oh fo fo sho
1. West Brook High School dirtleg planning on graduating in the year 2004. But grades or attendance records may keep some from making that accomplishment. (GED is there only option after failure of graduating.) 2. Cock gobbler. 3. Person who gets drunk off of nonalcoholic drinks (Usually consisting of Sun Kist soda and tap water.) 4. Often uses vegetables (pickles, squash, potatoes, etc.) as sexual toys. 5. Has sexual intercourse up the rectum (Doggy style) on a ladder while singing some David Allan Coe. 6. Often seen on the sandy creek bottoms having sexual intercourse on the rag (red sand).
oh fo fo sho dog
by haywood jablowme Apr 28, 2003 share this
7. Vacation
When you're doin' a chick doggy style on the beach, and just before you cum, you pull out, slip off your condom, re-insert and fill her snatch with your man goo while tossing the empty raincoat in front of her face. When she turns around to yell at you, throw sand in her face and run away. Vacation!
Vacation, all I ever wanted
Vacation, got to get away...
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