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A student of texas university (t.u.) in Austin, TX. The nickname refers to the World War II era, when t.u. students were sitting around sipping tea while Aggies went to war. A variant of the term is t-shirt tea sip, identifying wannabe t.u. students at nearby schools such as Texas State and t.u.-San Antonio. Look at those tea sips sitting around sipping tea and listening to Alex Jones on the radio, pretending to be intellectual.
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| 30. | Apartment Ninjas | ||
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Free apartment locating company serving Houston, Fort Worth, Dallas, San Antonio and Austin, Texas. Clients get $150 rebate
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| 31. | Victoria, TX | ||
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the shit stain on the wonderful tapestry that is the state of Texas One day, god set out to create one of the most beautiful things in the world. He decided he would call it "Texas". He painted rolling hills, golden plains, and beautiful deserts on Texas. He created the great cities known as Houston, San Antonio, Dallas, and Austin. He gave Texas waterways brimming with fish. The people of Texas saw this, and thanked him for it... and then god's dog walked onto Texas and took a shit in a spot between Houston and Corpus Christi. God grabbed the ol' Pooper Scooper and cleaned it up, but the stain remained. This stain would later become known as the town of Victoria, TX.
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| 32. | Fredericksburg, TX | ||
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Fredericksburg, Texas is a medium sized shithole which only is beneficial if you are a wealthy person from Austin, San Antonio or Dallas and just need a weekend "to get away from it all." If you are a native Fredericksburgian, there is a 50% chance you'll marry your high school fuck buddy, a 20% chance you'll become a pothead and work on main street, and a 29% chance that you will go to a university in Texas and maybe do something with your life. That one remaining percent are the people smart enough to get as far away from it as fucking possible. If you are still attending school here, watch out. Here are a few guidelines: -Don't sleep with your teacher. We all know what happened there. -Don't haze Tivy. Well, don't get caught hazing Tivy. -Watch out for those damn car accidents that seem to claim one of us every so often as a cautionary tale. -For the love of God, don't become a Fredericksburg hipster. No one cares that you went to ACL. -This will all be over soon. :D I feel like we should end all the hopes you have, so we're moving to Fredericksburg, TX!
There's nothing to do in Fredericksburg, TX, so why don't we beg our older siblings to buy us beer, get wasted, go to the Marketplatz and piss in the water wheel? I'm young, semi-attractive and living in Fredericksburg, TX; let's go running on Main Street! |
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| 33. | Plex | ||
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A term used statewide to express hate, the need to fight or kill an enemy. This term originated in Texas. If you want plex, you can get it, li'l bro
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| 34. | Seguin | ||
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A small town in central Texas with an economy based on crappy service jobs and bogus fines. It's only redeeming feature is its proximity to Austin and San Antonio. Doug Sahm, the best musician ever (Sir Douglas Quintet, Texas Tornados) wrote an Epic Awesome Sauce song about Seguin in the 60's but the local yahoos ignored it because it has weed in it, so now Seguin's only claim to fame is the big cement nut downtown. They call it "The World's Largest Pecan" and a number of residents believe it's real. Hey, have you heard the new (insert band name here) album?" "Naw, man, I live in Seguin, I have to wait for it to come in the mail.
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| 35. | Texas | ||
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The only state with 22 pages of people arguing about how to define it on Urban Dictionary. See bottom of page for number of pages on Texas definitions.
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