samw

A term used when your gay and forget how to spell.

Friend: Dude ima just straight up quit life.exe

Me: Samw bro samw

samw by I_want_pizza October 29, 2020

Samwidge 

What the word 'sandwich' can sound like when said.

A misspelling of the word 'sandwich'.

I assume you are looking up samwidge because you are bored

Samwidge by TQWEE January 2, 2010

Samwe 

1) On joking terms, describing a female who seems ditzy, or generally confused.

2) As an insult, it would have the same meaning as stupid or dumb.

3) A "dumb blonde"

1) Girl 1: Your'e so stupid you threw a rock at the ground and missed.
Girl 2: How could you miss the ground?
Girl 1: That's the point.. God you're such a samwe.

2) Girl: I don't know why I ever liked you.
Guy: Same here, you're such a samwe.
Girl: Fuck you.

3) *A group of blondes walk by*
Guy 1: Did you see those girls? They were hot!
Guy 2: They were okay, but they looked like a bunch of samwes.
Guy 1: True..

Samwe by TheGreaterThatOneChick July 11, 2010

samwell 

N.
A unit that measures the homosexuality of an object, person, piece of media, or situation.

This unit follows a logarithmic scale, thus a gayness factor of 6sw (samwells) is twice as gay as 5 samwell.

"Holy f*ck that definitely ranks at 4 samwells!"

samwell by ch4033 April 20, 2007

samwise 

see True hero

"mr frodo!!!"

samwise by Hakko December 21, 2003

samwise gonja 

A very potent form of marijuana best known for its use in the Lord of the Rings trilogy.

Whoah, that's some really strong samwise gonja... I think I just went there and back again.

samwise gonja by UCTV July 12, 2010

samwise 

From the movie trilogy Lord of the Rings. Samwise Gamgee is Frodo's friend who regularly ventures into bouts of cheesy sentimentalism and/or reminiscence. To do so is to act in a samwise manner.

A: Whoa, we almost died in that car accident.
B: Yes we did. It really makes me think about the fragility of life and how important you are to me.
A: Dude, don't get all samwise on me.

samwise by Nathanael V. September 20, 2006