Gar Samuelson 

Gary C. "Gar" Samuelson was the original drummer for Megadeth from 1984-1987. Gary was dismissed from the band for substance abuse problems which would continue to plague him until his untimely death in 1999, reportedly due to liver failure.

Gar Samuelson's fusion drumming style can be heard on Megadeth's debut album "Killing Is My Business... And Business Is Good!" as well as Megadeth's breakthrough album "Peace Sells... But Who's Buying?"

Rest in peace, Gary Samuelson.

Gar Samuelson by LookingDowntheCross March 22, 2007

Kevin Samuels

Simply a goat. A man of who puts entitled women with way too high expectations for their appearance and or living situation in their place.

A 5'6 230lb broad with 3 kids, expects a 6figure earning high value man who is a sex god, but she's out of shape and lives with her mother. Kevin Samuels let's her know to start collecting cats for she will die alone.

Kevin Samuels by GloIcy April 6, 2021

Kevin Samuels

An image consultant that speaks up for men especially black men, who women who are usually approaching "the wall" or at the wall have a no bullshit conversation with about if they can find a "High Value Man," by his definition, to wife them.

Known for catchphrases such as "You're average at best" "Imma PhD," "Buy a dog, die alone," "Rank your face on a scale of 1-10 and you can't use 7."

This woman wants a man making $200k a year but brings nothing to the table and was average at best! I had to go full Kevin Samuels on her.

Kevin Samuels by MainManosphere May 15, 2021

Smelson

A last name of most likely English background that will guarantee continuous ridicule and humiliation for many young teens whether on purpose or by accident.

"Haha - smell some?"
Sigh..."I really wish my last name wasn't Smelson."

"Last name?"
"Smelson."
"How do you smell that?...ur spell?"

Smelson by B, Polar April 24, 2009

Andy Samuels 

1. Liam Payne's (one direction) bestfriend
2. God/Jesus/superman
3.amazing dancer
4. the guy i LOVE to chat up

1. me: is your dad a trumpet player? cos you're making me horny ;)
him: hahahahahahahahahah
2. me: OMG Andy Samuels is tweeting me :) he's so cool :D
my friend: who?
me: this really fit guy... oh yeah and he's Liam Payne's bestfriend... WOOO!

Andy Samuels by loverof1D March 2, 2011

Andrew Samuels 

A Princeton soccer goalie commit who simultaneously serves his duty as a professional bag seller.

Who the fuck just slapped Armin in the face when he was spitting game? It must have been Andrew Samuels.

Andrew Samuels by kingfisherjoey2 April 28, 2022

samwilsonsmommymilkers 

Juli.. Best gay bitch. Makes edits better than anyone.. deserves everything and 3818+ followers. best mutual you’ll ever get..duh. Makes random Snapchat videos too ✋

“samwilsonsmommymilkers is the best.. period.”

samwilsonsmommymilkers by Personmanboygirl August 24, 2021