The act of taking girl scout Samoa cookies and shoving them inside a girl scout's vagina until she moans uncontrollably with pleasure or displeasure.
I Samoan'd that bitch so hard, she won't be selling cookies for awhile.
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Your'll know that your a samoan when you just fob in very sentence you say..okay, serious time...some people might think that Samoans are dumb, stupid, fat people who eat alot of corned beef but inside we are just like every other culture but in a different way.Not all samoans are what you think they are;some are kind,some are stupid and some are ones who you didn't even know until they actually show their true colours..but most, not all are are samoans who are REAL SAMOANS(:
Samoans are people too, not objects...
by YouKnowWhat??? March 04, 2013

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Generally one of the most gentle human beings on Earth. Not disrespectful, friendly, and even though they are big as hell they're particularly peaceful. However, you may run into the occasional gang member, and even they are not too bad. Dont fuck with them and they wont fuck with you.
Random guys: What's up
Samoans: Nothing really, im about to workout, football season is coming up!
by BayAreaReppin March 02, 2010

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An aggressive, overly-staunch, arrogant barbarian. They are pack animals and will corrupt any place they go. Some say they are friendly. This is perhaps because they are so loud and will always snigger at the most obstinate running jokes. Not just american samoans are like this, they all are.
A samoan walks into a classy wine bar because the corrupt bouncer is his brother. He walks out of the bar with a court sentence and the bar has a $700 repair bill.
by Jed Sanders March 13, 2008

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Samoan people are honestly one of the kindest and funniest people you'll meet. They'll laugh at all your jokes despite it not being funny, and will not hesitate to prove you wrong.

Majority of the Samoans don't give out compliments, they give out jokes, but the jokes hurts. They give each other tough love and usually doesn't care if other get hurt by their jokes. Samoans are known to be very loyal, especially to their loved ones and that is true. Amongst the schools in samoa, every student and teacher is known around the school, no matter the age gap.

Samoan kids will talk behind others back, but when something happens, they would immediately take action and defend that person. Samoans don't tolerate any form of injustice around them.

There are samoans who have a high intelligence rate, they just prefer not to show it or put it on display. Those are usually the ones causing trouble, and yea it is hard to hold back a samoan, but it is merely because they hate being confined or held back from something they desperately want to do.

Indeed they do have a short temper, but mainly because they can't handle you walking around spouting bullshit and so they decided to do you a favor and prevent yourself from advertising your idiocy.
Samoans aren't as tough as they look, even they could take so much bullshit. Samoans are just like everybody else.
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A sub-class of morbidly obese, Asian-Pacific-Islanders. Identified by huge foreheads and 'groucho' eyebrows, disturbingly long, thick, matted, black hair (men AND women), thighs where there should be biceps and all clothed in humongous short pants. The males of the species are bred for drywalling, erecting cinder block walls and as defensive linemen, but are often hired as doormen at nightclubs frequented by affluent and/or famous Negroes. The females are used primarily for breeding purposes but occasionally can be seen repossessing automobiles or running after suspect's cars in televised police chases.

When in the presence of a Samoan, proceed with caution. Do NOT make eye contact and back away from their habitat as quickly as possible. They are wild, extremely aggressive and unpredictable and should be treated as such. Give them their space and most times they will not bother you.
Did you know....

.....that Samoans are descendants of headhunters? Yes, and they ate babies, too.

.....the NFL was the first organization to import live Samoans starting in the 1980's? Sadly, their families were allowed to follow and immediately began setting up villages.

.....a typical four-year-old Samoan male eats 60 lbs. of rice, 55 lbs. of fish, and 16 gallons of breast milk a day?
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Decendants from an island in the Pacific Ocean called Samoa. Some people call them the "Happy People" for their out-going nature. Samoan are mostly cheerful and have a great sense of humor. On the other hand, you could get your ass easily beat if you piss them off! Samoans are also the "cousin" of Tongans.
Palagi: Hi, are you Hawaiian?

Samoan: No! I'm Samoan..."bruhh"

Palagi: Never heard of it...

Samoan: Smh. Valea Palagis these days! *walks away*

Palagi: Oh okay, bye! I mean Aloha! :D
by TeineSamoa March 06, 2011

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