samoans aren't neccisarily
big fat, or ugly.
we're cool people.
but if you judge us as something we're not then your fuckin wrong. come& get yer facts first before ya'll call us this& that sheit. yes i'm samoan& i'm proud of it. fuckin racist people. i love that i'm samoan. but i ain't no racist, cus i'm also fuckin caucasian, chinese, tahitian, maorian& mexican. but more mexican& samoan then anything else. butta i ain't racist. people think what youu want bout us. yeuh there are some who can be assholes, stinkasses& so forth. butta "NOT ALL OF US ARE"! So don't judge tha whole samoan tribe becus of what you hurd or what samoan youu met. i'm pissd off, bout people talkin sheit& bein racist. but if they can't see us samoans fer who we truly are. then fuck'em. bitch fuck'em up bigg time. & fer a fact wee all can fight. but if wee get our asses kick'd then wee tell tha truth. wee ain't gunna lie. we're strait up, can beef, awesome, cool, loving, caring& more then gudd then whatcu people think bout us. Butta haters keep hatin, wee could care less. L0VE& PEACE T0 YA'LL. IT'S ALL THERE IS T00 IT(:
Girl:Hey who's that over there?

Boy: A bunch of samoan kids.

Girl: Man, i hate them.

Boy: Why?

Girl: Becus they stink, they're fat& they just think that they're all that.

Boy: Man youu people Judge to much.

Girl: Oh, who cares. Fuck them!

Boy: Youu think that they care? They don't care whatcu people say. They do them(:

Girl: Oh well i still don't care.

Boy: Well, NOT ALL OF'EM IS LIKE THAT.
Jes becus one wus an asshole to youu, don't judge all of'em& put them down. Nobody's perfect.

Girl: UGHS!

Boy: Come let's go meet them, i know some of'em.

Girl: Fuck. Okay.

Boy: Hey wussup.

Samoans: Hey dude, wannah kick it?

Boy& Girl: Yeuuh sure(:

Samoans: Aite.

Boy& Girl & Samoans: Are all kick'n it.

Girl& Boy: Wee needuh start headin home. Sorry, see ya'lls tomaro.

Samoans: Oh yeuh. Us too. Wells it wus nice meetin ya'lls. Tomaro let's kick it& do it again. PEACE& LOVE.

Boy& Girl: Aite, BYE(:

Girl: Man they're cool, i never shoulda talk'd sheit.

Boy: Told youu so. Never ever judge a book by it's cover if you don;t know.

Girl: I won't. I'm soryy. Man i never shoulda judge'd samoans. My bad. Bye(:
by VickyBaby<3 August 30, 2008
A beautiful people and culture from the Polynesian islands of Samoa and American Samoa. Many Samoans excel in sports, music, government, and other aspects of society. Samoans are very family oriented and have a rich history of tradition and pride. Religion is an integral part of daily life and plays an important role in family values. Most Samoans are Christians and the official religion of Samoa is Christianity. The first definition is from a jealous a**hole and those who agree with that person is on the same boat with that hater.
Samoans are a beautiful people.
by bob1461 July 11, 2008
Large Polynesian people who originally hail from Samoa but can be found in larger numbers throughout New Zealand and Australia. Generally very friendly but only piss them off if you're tired of living
Littly Timmy was sick of living, so he went to Auckland to piss off some Samoans
by Dangerous G March 28, 2004
A person of descent from the primitive island known as Samoa. They look Asian except with a larger nose, larger eyes, larger eyebrows, and a larger ass.
Generally a friendly people except in the United States.
They are one of the hardest people to knock out so go for the knees.
Simoans of Hawaii don't value protection from the United States.
by asskicker April 05, 2005
A person of descent from the primitive island known as Samoa. Samoans are known to be quite aggressive and ignorant at times. Their behavior is sometimes seen as erratic and similar to that of a savage (see caveman).
"Man, a Brave New World is right, Samoans are savages!"
by Siroma-bear September 13, 2004
The act of taking girl scout Samoa cookies and shoving them inside a girl scout's vagina until she moans uncontrollably with pleasure or displeasure.
I Samoan'd that bitch so hard, she won't be selling cookies for awhile.
by PimpDaddyCP March 01, 2012
An aggressive, overly-staunch, arrogant barbarian. They are pack animals and will corrupt any place they go. Some say they are friendly. This is perhaps because they are so loud and will always snigger at the most obstinate running jokes. Not just american samoans are like this, they all are.
A samoan walks into a classy wine bar because the corrupt bouncer is his brother. He walks out of the bar with a court sentence and the bar has a $700 repair bill.
by Jed Sanders March 13, 2008
Samoans are people from the Pacific. They are of the Polynesian category along with others such as tongans, and etc. I read most of the definitions of samoans, and I tell almost everyone of those are not true. Not all samoans are big, and large. I would say heavy boned and naturally muscular. LOL. Samoans are friendly people. They are called the "Happy people" of polynesia. But if you mess with them in some rude way, I can't tell you what will happen, but it probably one of your worst experience. Just kidding, not all are the worst. Some are kind-hearted. In the samoan culture, RESPECT is really involved. Respect your elders, family, and friends for they will respect you back. ( I think) So my friends, this is what I think Samoans are.
Samoan(s) tend to do daily chores that leads to be the most powerful weapon there can be to strength and respect!
by tweeta June 19, 2009

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