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a sammich is a sandwich made by a woman
The best sandwich is one made by a woman:

W: Honey, I made you a sammich
M: Hellz yea you did, bitch
by awoman7891 April 19, 2011
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A god among sandwiches, which will and only can be made from a female-counter part, to a male species.

Also; the exact definition in Urban Dictionary from the number one spot.
Man: Make me sammich, nao.
Woman: -Makes the orgy-like sammich-
Man: -eats sammich-
by SammichEaterrr January 19, 2011
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A sammich is the coolest possible way to spell "Sandwich", in doing so you also have to pronounce as so:
sa-m-m-ic-h
I ate a sammich, it tasted good epic win on my part.
by sparta kicking person May 25, 2011
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Mikey and Gerard Way's way of saying sandwhich.
And it wasnt a tuna and whip-cream sammich anymore, it was a Tuna and Mikey's cum sammich!
by Wednesdaysmango July 23, 2006
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The best sandwich in the world, which has been prepared by a woman. Known to cause mouth orgasms and non-stop NOM-ing.
Woman: Here's your sandwich babe.

Man: Mmmmmm SAMMICH!!! OM NOM NOM NOM!!!
by ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm...... April 19, 2011
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Pertains to a particular sandwich that is an unusual idea.
I'm a fix me a YAM SAMMICH! Try it, Yam SAMMICHES are great. Use some mayo
by Scotty -C May 14, 2004
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An elderly's misspronunciation of sandwich.
Jimmy do ya want a sammich?”
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