What bitches make.
Bitch! Make me a sammich!
A delicious sandwhich of any sort, which Hillary Clinton should make for us all, made to order, when she loses the 2008 election.
Hey Hillary! Stop running for President and go make me a sammich!
A sandwich made with love by a woman.
You haven't done anything productive lately, so here's a sammich!
Best if made by a woman, the sammich is an especially delectable sandwitch usually adorned with a little extra goodness which is most often in the form of gravy or au jus (pronounced oh joo). A sammich is not merely a convectionary dish, it is a work of art and should be treated as such. It is not something that is just simply handed to you, it is served.
Mike: Mikki, go to the kitchen and make me a sammich.
Mikki: Make your own damn sammich!
Mike: Bitch, please!
A sammich is NOT a sandwich.
It is pure delight spread between two pieces of bread.
Sammiches should make the person eating them very happy.
Sammiches are not sold anywhere,
they must be made by a person specificly for whoever is consuming them.
The bread should look very cartoonish
Peter:"aww man, im all sad today."
kaite:"ohhh. I'll make u a sammich."
A Sammich is more then just meat between bread... it is a feast of epic proportions... It is not something I could trust ladies to make... for they are far too lovely and delicate to understand the construction effort required... This Feast must be prepared by the kind of man who Feeds Armies, or Slaughters them!
I would let a lady make me a Sandwich, but a Sammich, of Epic proportions can only be made By a True Warrior... rather then use a knife to cut it, He shall slice it in half with a Bastard Sword still soaked in the blood of Enemies he had driven before him, while letting out a mighty Roar!
Hot Damn.... That Sammich was incredible...
I now have the strength to defeat the Nazis! Thanks John Wayne!
The term simply means sandwich. Originating in the southeastern states of the U.S. the term is representative of a pervasively localized regional dialect. Other cross-over examples from this dialect include: fifty-leven, ho, and stank.
An exhausted southern mother to her son:
Boy, leave me alone and go make you a may-nayse (mayonnaise) sammich.
N.B. other sammich varieties include: pork & bean, jelly, pork chop, egg, butter (i.e. margarine), sugar, and collard green.