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6.
1. An extremely good sandwich.
2. What mad peeps say because we're using urban dictionary lingo instead of real words.
3. What GIR tells the floor to make him.
Hi Floor! Make me Sammich!
by Smashrgrl December 10, 2003
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29.
1. What men call sandwiches when they demand one from a woman
2. A sandwich so good that you have to say it fast so you can get back to eating it
3. What women should be preparing
"WOMAN MAKE ME A SAMMICH!"- Theodore Roosevelt

"I love sammiches, make more woman."- Plato

"Why aren't the women in the kitchen making sammiches?
"- Mahatma Ghandi

"I think therefore I am. I think you should make me a sammmich therefore I am gong to get one woman!"- Rene Descartes
by DR. Ush April 27, 2010
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30.
A god among sandwiches, which will and only can be made from a female-counter part, to a male species.

Also; the exact definition in Urban Dictionary from the number one spot.
Man: Make me sammich, nao.
Woman: -Makes the orgy-like sammich-
Man: -eats sammich-
by SammichEaterrr January 19, 2011
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31.
a sammich is a sandwich made by a woman
The best sandwich is one made by a woman:

W: Honey, I made you a sammich
M: Hellz yea you did, bitch
by awoman7891 April 19, 2011
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32.
A sandwich made by a women intended for a male before or after sexual pleasure.
"She made me a Sammich after making love", said a guy to his friend.
by Murder by DJ October 11, 2010
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33.
When you put your face inbetwixt the bosoms/funbags that of which pertains to a girl named Samantha or Sam or Sammie or Samalamapussylicker.
Make me a Sammich.
Motorboat?! Give me a Sammich!
by samalamapussylicker March 23, 2010
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34.
A type of portable food that, when fed to a painfully skinny woman, will magically turn her into a screaming hottie with a curvy ass and porn star tits.
I had a friend -- she was cute, but nothing to her. Then i gave her a sammich and she went overnight from Twiggy to Gianna Michaels.
by Brian X September 01, 2009
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35.
When telling a woman to make you a sandwich, this is the command form.
There are two possible ways to tell a woman to make you a sandwich:

1) Woman go make me a sandwich
or in command form
2) SAMMICH!!!! NOW WOMAN!!!
by tehchefsauce July 20, 2009
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