Top Definition
A sammich is a type of sandwich. However, it is not just any kind of sandwich. Any old schmuck can throw lunchmeat between two slices of bread and have a sandwich.

But no. A sammich is not just a sandwich, it is not just a meal. Sammich is a term reserved for only the holiest and mightiest of all sandwiches. A sammich is a true work of culinary art; a feast on a bun, if you will. A sammich is not made of the best ingredients; it is made of the *right* ingredients. It needs the right meats, and the right cheese(s), the right sauce, the right veggies, and the right kind of bread.

Taking footlong sub bread and throwing every kind of meat and cheese and everything else under the sun or in your kitchen pantry on it does not a sammich make. It is akin to an incohesive mishmosh of colors on an artist's easel.

Sandwiches make a good snack, but sammiches are forever.
I'm having a sammich for dinner tonight.
by howlincoyote2k1 March 19, 2007
a sammich is a sandwich made by a woman
The best sandwich is one made by a woman:

W: Honey, I made you a sammich
M: Hellz yea you did, bitch
by awoman7891 April 19, 2011
Used to note whether or not a porn model is too skinny.
"That chick needs a sammich!"
by DGAR February 26, 2005
A sandwich that has been prepared by a woman.
Boy: Oi! Get in the kitchen and make me a sammich!
by m0rdekai January 26, 2011
A delicious feast between two slices of bread, most preferably made by a woman.
Woman! Get in the kitchen and make me a sammich!
by mble May 13, 2010
A sammich is a sandwich that can only be made my a sorostitute, after being demanded by her fratdaddy.

Or it can be purchased in a plastic lunch box with a juice box at Walmart.
Woman, make me a sammich!

Yeah I picked up a couple sammiches at Walmart.
by pearls&squirrels December 26, 2010
A food that anorexic women desperately need.
Someone get that bag of antlers a sammich!
by Stanmoore September 21, 2007
A chill sandwhich that your bitch makes you after you bang her, goes nice with a natty
Go to the kitchen and dont come back unless you have a sammich and 2 natties
by sammich420 January 24, 2011

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