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1.
A sammich is a type of sandwich. However, it is not just any kind of sandwich. Any old schmuck can throw lunchmeat between two slices of bread and have a sandwich.

But no. A sammich is not just a sandwich, it is not just a meal. Sammich is a term reserved for only the holiest and mightiest of all sandwiches. A sammich is a true work of culinary art; a feast on a bun, if you will. A sammich is not made of the best ingredients; it is made of the *right* ingredients. It needs the right meats, and the right cheese(s), the right sauce, the right veggies, and the right kind of bread.

Taking footlong sub bread and throwing every kind of meat and cheese and everything else under the sun or in your kitchen pantry on it does not a sammich make. It is akin to an incohesive mishmosh of colors on an artist's easel.

Sandwiches make a good snack, but sammiches are forever.
I'm having a sammich for dinner tonight.
by howlincoyote2k1 March 19, 2007
 
29.
1. What men call sandwiches when they demand one from a woman
2. A sandwich so good that you have to say it fast so you can get back to eating it
3. What women should be preparing
"WOMAN MAKE ME A SAMMICH!"- Theodore Roosevelt

"I love sammiches, make more woman."- Plato

"Why aren't the women in the kitchen making sammiches?
"- Mahatma Ghandi

"I think therefore I am. I think you should make me a sammmich therefore I am gong to get one woman!"- Rene Descartes
by DR. Ush April 27, 2010
 
30.
A god among sandwiches, which will and only can be made from a female-counter part, to a male species.

Also; the exact definition in Urban Dictionary from the number one spot.
Man: Make me sammich, nao.
Woman: -Makes the orgy-like sammich-
Man: -eats sammich-
by SammichEaterrr January 19, 2011
 
31.
a sammich is a sandwich made by a woman
The best sandwich is one made by a woman:

W: Honey, I made you a sammich
M: Hellz yea you did, bitch
by awoman7891 April 19, 2011
 
32.
A sandwich made by a women intended for a male before or after sexual pleasure.
"She made me a Sammich after making love", said a guy to his friend.
by Murder by DJ October 11, 2010
 
33.
When you put your face inbetwixt the bosoms/funbags that of which pertains to a girl named Samantha or Sam or Sammie or Samalamapussylicker.
Make me a Sammich.
Motorboat?! Give me a Sammich!
by samalamapussylicker March 23, 2010
 
34.
A type of portable food that, when fed to a painfully skinny woman, will magically turn her into a screaming hottie with a curvy ass and porn star tits.
I had a friend -- she was cute, but nothing to her. Then i gave her a sammich and she went overnight from Twiggy to Gianna Michaels.
by Brian X September 01, 2009
 
35.
When telling a woman to make you a sandwich, this is the command form.
There are two possible ways to tell a woman to make you a sandwich:

1) Woman go make me a sandwich
or in command form
2) SAMMICH!!!! NOW WOMAN!!!
by tehchefsauce July 20, 2009