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1.
A sammich is a type of sandwich. However, it is not just any kind of sandwich. Any old schmuck can throw lunchmeat between two slices of bread and have a sandwich.

But no. A sammich is not just a sandwich, it is not just a meal. Sammich is a term reserved for only the holiest and mightiest of all sandwiches. A sammich is a true work of culinary art; a feast on a bun, if you will. A sammich is not made of the best ingredients; it is made of the *right* ingredients. It needs the right meats, and the right cheese(s), the right sauce, the right veggies, and the right kind of bread.

Taking footlong sub bread and throwing every kind of meat and cheese and everything else under the sun or in your kitchen pantry on it does not a sammich make. It is akin to an incohesive mishmosh of colors on an artist's easel.

Sandwiches make a good snack, but sammiches are forever.
I'm having a sammich for dinner tonight.
by howlincoyote2k1 March 19, 2007
 
22.
A sammich is the coolest possible way to spell "Sandwich", in doing so you also have to pronounce as so:
sa-m-m-ic-h
I ate a sammich, it tasted good epic win on my part.
by sparta kicking person May 25, 2011
 
23.
The best sandwich in the world, which has been prepared by a woman. Known to cause mouth orgasms and non-stop NOM-ing.
Woman: Here's your sandwich babe.

Man: Mmmmmm SAMMICH!!! OM NOM NOM NOM!!!
by ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm...... April 19, 2011
 
24.
An extremely delicious sandwich prepared for a man by his woman, either waiting for him on the table when he gets home from work or delivered to him while he is relaxing on the couch.
I'ma have to choke a bitch if my sammich ain't ready when I get home.

Hey, why don't you take a break from blowing me for a minute and go make me a sammich, babe.
by AbomB320 August 01, 2010
 
25.
1. Any form of the common sandwich that is made by someone else, thus elevating it to new amazing levels.
Hey floor, make me a sammich!!!
by Fisch December 12, 2006
 
26.
Sammich is a sandwich of ultimate power. Its VERY tasty. It can also be used for slapping.
SupaKhaos/Sammich King pwns you and all of your sammiches.
by SupaKhaos(Chance B.) February 04, 2005
 
27.
A meal made of meats or spreads, generally placed between two slices of leaven grain product. (exception sometimes one slice of leaven grain product is used resulting in a open faced sammich.
Wow! I'm hungry I'm gonna grab a SAMMICH!
by Hoth20 June 07, 2004
 
28.
A stack of random food placed between bread, usually whatever you have available.
"Woman, get in the kitchen and fix me a sammich now".
by lordtorgo March 22, 2012