sometimer 

Fake people who pretend to like you when in reality they hate you and will use you for what you can do for them.
they are cool with you some times, some times they are not

Look at that sometimer over there- He asked me for a ride to the club last week but now he acts like he doesnt know me.

sometimer by Ced F. February 13, 2005

sametime

An instant message service used in conjunction with Lotus Notes; The only thing to keep you sane during the long hours at EY.

I got the most inappropriate sametime from the Grek yesterday.

sametime by EYer July 27, 2007

Sometimers

Forgetting things SOMEtimes rather than all of the time, referring to the disease Alzheimers (ALLzheimers).

Gunther: Remember that time we ate lasagna?
John: No...I can't recall, but I DO remember the time we ate waffles!
Gunther: Yikes, you've got a bad case of sometimers.

Sometimers by A-VID November 15, 2007

Sometimer's 

People who come and go in your life at their convenience, surface people...

Who needs sometimer's in their life.. NOT<ME

Sometimer's by NY-Princezz August 19, 2013

sometimer 

a guy/girl of romantic interest who only calls/texts/emails, etc. when it's convenient or when they 'happen' to be in the neighborhood.

Marc hasn't called me in 3 months, but he texted me last night because he happened to be at a bar across the street with his friends. What a fuckin sometimer.

sometimer by fistpumpin' boots March 7, 2010

Sometimer 

A person who forget half the things not all the things like Alzheimer’s

Mrs. W: I can’t remeber what else I ate today
Everyone: Wow she has Alzheimer’s
Mrs. W: No! It’s sometimers!!

Sometimer by EiceCream May 16, 2018

Sometimers

Becoming a little bit forgetful. Not quite alzheimer's just sometimers

I don't have alzheimer's, I just have sometimers

Sometimers by Lori's Stories February 26, 2021