Same day shipping at 11:59pm

The Amazon employee has to speed run the package to your home in one minute. If they don’t succeed they are shipped to Afghanistan to be trained as ISIS members.

Me: (Orders an item on Amazon with same day shipping at 11:59pm)
Cursed Amazon worker: Fuck...

Same day shipping at 11:59pm by Dick Cheeze Demario October 5, 2020

Same day hang

When you start getting schlitzed a little bit before society says it's ok to, and after a few hours, you're starting to feel those familiar symptoms; this time there's no sleep buffer, though, so it comes outta nowhere.

"Dude, pass me another Hamm's, I gotta fight off this same day hang."

Same day hang by The Sweetest Tea May 22, 2014

same day service

Having sex with a girl the day (or night) you meet.

Yeah, I say you got a chance. You won't get same day service, but give it a shot and see where it goes.

same day service by Wuhan Fats November 6, 2011

Same day fries 

When u get fries eat some, then take the rest home, and eat the rest in the same day.

*eating fries you got a few hours ago* SAME DAY FRIES

Same day fries by FrenchFriesMoco June 16, 2018

Same day shipping 

(n.) Fucking on the same day you get into a relationship.

i lwky just had same day shipping with that guy i had a crush on

Same day shipping by Crackerposting_Throwaway January 3, 2025

Someone ordered a package for same-day delivery! 

But it’s 11:59!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
*breaks door with truck*
Are you CRAZY!?

“Someone ordered a package for same-day delivery!”

Someone ordered a package for same-day delivery! by AmNow December 24, 2020

never late twice in the same day 

The type of work colleagues that are often late to work but always manage to go home on time

Yeah Alan! Your never late twice in the same day are you!

never late twice in the same day by Original igloo August 20, 2020