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a word to say after any statement or anything at all.
person: ugh im so bored
me: same

person:i wish i was taller
me:same

person: sometimes i cover myself in chocolate then roll around in chocolate and pretend im chocolate
me: same

*building explodes*
me: same
by om&m July 11, 2013
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A word that can act as a reply to literally any possible sentence imaginable.
Person 1: "Don't you just hate it when people say 'same' after everything?"
Person 2: "Same"

Person 1: "GAAAH! My leg just exploded!"
Person 2: "Same"
Person 1: "Really?"
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when you agree with something or something pertains to you.
Danie: OMG!!! I just got Lady GaGa tickets!
Hanna: same

Maryam: I just watched Pretty Little Liars!
Hanna: same

Arthur: I'm changing my name to Laquifa
Hanna: same
by bacon101 March 20, 2013
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A reply to agree with someone eles's statement.
<Luke> sup, I'm bored.
<Mark> Same.
by Mark April 12, 2003
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Basically when you can relate to anything sad, demeaning, embarrassing or just completely weird yet still relatable.
Person 1: "Ugh! I am the scum of the Earth!"

Person 2: "Same."

Example 2: *guy on skateboard falls off*

Person watching:
"Same."
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What to say after everything.
CitizenFish: WOWPROWOW
Insomniac: same
by Insomniac March 08, 2005
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What you say after someone insults you. It is the last resort if you have been insulted with a "your face" comment. It confuses the big mean bully and they will go home crying to mommy.
person 1- hey fag! you're a dork
person 2- your face is a dork
person 1- same
person 2- hey! Now i have nothing else to say. Im gonna go home and cry now.
person 1- loser
by throbbingpinky July 08, 2005
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