| 988. | Ogaysionally | ||
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When a man or woman who considers themselves heterosexual has an occasional moment in which they are sexually attracted to the same sex. Guy 1: dude my girl gets pissed because i say ill eat nerds out of ryan reynolds butt hole
Guy 2: Yeah i Ogaysionally have the same problem. Guy 1: Thanks man for understanding. Guy 2: Were broskies :) |
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| 989. | Zion Brothers | ||
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Similar to "Eskimo Brothers", a name given to two men who have had sexual intercourse with the same woman, "Zion Brothers" refers to two men who have masturbated to the same pornographic material. The word "Zion" is defined as a hill in Jerusalem, on which the Temple was built (used to symbolize the city itself, especially as a religious or spiritual center). The hill is a metaphor for an erect penis and the religious and spiritual aspect is in reference to how often men masturbate (religiously) and the feeling they obtain from it (a spiritual one). Clay: I just whacked off to Edward Penis Hands and nutted so much!
Ben: No way! I masturbated to that yesterday as well! Clay: Holy shit, we're Zion Brothers! |
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| 990. | hippoclit | ||
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1. A woman with a very large clitoris.
2. A fat and bitchy hypocrite. 1. Don't worry, sounds like she had a hippoclit, no wonder she couldn't feel anything down there.
2. You're such a hippoclit, insulting people for doing something and then doing the same thing later on. |
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| 991. | Ane | ||
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The name of one of the sexiest women on the planet. This woman oozes sex appeal. Men and woman fantasise about her. She walks with selfconfidence. She is extremely intelligent but very humble. She is a generous lover and extremely good in bed. She loves with her whole heart and is almost always in a commited relationship. She also needs a lot of love in return. She is extremely loyal to friends and family and expects the same from them. That sexy woman's name is Ane.
I want to be as awesome as Ane. |
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| 992. | Imbriano | ||
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An Imbriano is a person who is most likely to have an Italian background. Most of an Imbriano's lifetime is spent getting drunk and talking the same old stuff. Many Imbriano's tend to have short life spans due to the care-free way they live. (also cause most of them are in rehab or mental mental hospitals. Guy 1: "look at the state of that woman talking crap!"
Guy 2: "Must be an Imbriano" Guy 1: "lets hope none of our family marry's into that" |
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| 993. | Cock in Law | ||
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When multiple men have had sex with the same woman. Damn Tommy Mac, you banged her too? I guess that makes us cock in laws cause I tore that pussy up!!
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| 994. | favoritism | ||
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When two people do the same thing, but one gets away with it and the other one doesn't. The one that gets away with it is in the favoritism click, and the one that does not is not in the click. Bobby threw a book at the boss, and everyone laughed including the boss. Then, Betty thought this was funny so she threw her book at the boss, and everyone looked appauled, and the boss fired her.
"Hey - let's go get some lunch guys." "No thanks Rick. You are not in our click. You're wife is a Chinese woman who owns an American cheeseburger stand, and we don't like you. You're elevator may go all the way to the top, but your taste in woman lies somewhere between a grilled cheese dipped in cement and a chocolate covered radish. We reserve the right to execute favoritism, and its not in your favor." |
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