A name given to any older man who one may assume has been convicted of child molestation at least 80 times; preferably to the same child all 80 times if a child is present during the assumption.
Person1: Look its Dick Goddard!
Person2: Which person is Dick Goddard?
Person1: Old Swampy over there.
|2.||kicknit old school|
Verb, present progressive. The act of kicknit along the same premises of one's forefathers.
Oh, just kicknit old school. Ya know how it is. NYC, ATL, Compton. That's how we do.
|3.||Old Footage Woman|
Hailing from Hulme, Manchester, the Old Footage Lady is a 75 year old woman who happens to be the world's oldest clubber. Trotting round without a care in the world other than to raise money for the NSPCC from pissed students at Footage and other like bars, she has been out every night for the past 30 years and raised over 60 million pounds for charity. She appears to have a heart of gold, but recently, the pressure has been getting to her. Local thug Dean Blair has started to take advantage of her. Using her reputation for being a charity worker, he sends her out to do the same job but instead of the money going to charity, it helps Dean Blair launder money through his Salt'n'Battery Chip Shop. Recently she has been spotted getting out of Deans car right outside Footage. She no longer speaks to the clubbers as she is too frightened, instead extending her arm holding the collection box.more...
However, an incident occured last week that could have scarred the woman for life. A young unnamed lass was dancing wildly on the dance floor, unbeknowingstly charging into the Old Footage Woamn. sending her hurling to the ground. The Crowd let out an almighty gasp as they thought she was dead. She did however survive, and the young girl was launched out of the club by power hungry bouncers on an ego trip. Dean Blair, amazingly, did not allow her to go to hospital. Instead, he sent her back in to finish her nights work. The woman is finally thinking of hanging up her boots, but determina...
|4.||the old days|
The days you're never going to have back.
The days you can look back on and think, "i miss it so much." or, "what was i thinking? i'm glad it's not like that anymore."
When most people talk about the old days, they discuss good memories with old friends. Sometimes, this topic can become very emotional and sometimes awkward (depending on the topic).
The old days are the days that are gone and done for. They won't come back. You could try, but nothing is or ever will be exactly the same as things were in the past. Even if they come very close. But the past is the past because it's over with. And there's nothing you can do about it, no matter how hard you try.
Person #1: Remember when you me and john used to hang out every weekend and watch movies and play guitar and play trivial pursuit?
Person #2: Oh yeah, god, i miss the old days.
Person #1: Remember when Mark pushed you down the stairs?
Person #2: Uh, let's not talk about the old days..
Another way of saying "Same old"
Dick: Hey, what's going on dude?
Howard: Eh, same-o, same-o.
a fag grandma.
a grandma that is annoying, extremely faggish, asks the same questions over and over again, or is just mean and faggy in general.
"Boy was that girl's grandma an old fagger."
1. A scaly man fish originally aired on "The Mighty Boosh" now popular on You Tube and throughout Avon High School
2. You must love him exactly as he loves you, or you might be dealt with the same way he dealt with Curly Jefferson
3. Enjoys Watercolors and Baileys
4. Often displays mangina
noun: old greg's place; refers to an underwater cave that has all things that are good
Old greg quote:
"What're ya doin in my waters?"
"Then why's this hook in me head?"
"...it's not mine"
"It's attatched to your rod mother licker!"