Anglo-Saxon Saxaphone 

A meaningless term, normally used by morons, idiots, dimwits and dorks, to refer to Anglo-Saxons, revealing a lack of intelligence and mental creativity in the person who says it. Initially used as a term in the mid to late 1980s by Kempke when his English teacher was discussing Anglo-Saxons, wherefor he turned to Skoudas and said laughingly, "Anglo-Saxon Saxaphone! Anglo-Saxon Saxaphone!"

Kempke, laughing, and with a red face, turned his half-hearted attention away from the teacher to face Skuodas and in a hardly concealed voice, whispered loudly, "Anglo-Saxon saxaphone! Anglo-Saxon saxaphone!"

Anglo-Saxon Saxaphone by P'tainz October 7, 2010

Hamaphobe 

Someone who has a phobia of ham.

ie. Did you guys see Olivia? She cowered in fear when she saw that ham sandwich. What a hamaphobe!

Hamaphobe by sabbocheek January 22, 2013

Shmaphobia 

Fear of peeing while submerged in water.

Shmamimpia has a shmaphobia

Shmaphobia by Shmamimpia June 24, 2009

saxaphone 

A butchery of the word "saxophone."

If you see someone referring to "saxaphones," you know that they don't know a damn thing about music.

saxaphone by Fire August 28, 2004

saxaphone 

How idiots spell saxophone.

idiot: hi my name is **** and i play the saxaphone.
me: hi my name is ******* and you're an idiot. please excuse yourself to the corner of the room where all the other saxOphone rejects congegrate. don't forget to introduce yourself to kenny g.

saxaphone by krddovs May 27, 2006

saxaphone 

how ignorant people spell "saxophone." they deserve to be clouted.

"Hey, is that a saxaphone?"
"NO. It's a saxophone." *clout*

saxaphone by mixolydian April 7, 2010

Spamaphobe 

A spamaphobe is a person who not only dislikes having spam in their inbox but fears it. There are many different levels of spamaphobia, the symptoms of which can range from cursing and rashes to hives and/or swelling of the throat. Conventional methods rarely work to cure spamaphobes, but a large dose of pwning n00bs has been said to work.

Person A: I hate those stupid ads that pop up in my inbox! I do NOT need my wood to be bigger! (shivers violently) I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE
Person B: Haha! Stupid spamaphobe!

Spamaphobe by Beast_modez June 12, 2008