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1. wax
used to describe a perfect person, like a wax statue. someone who is an all rounder, good looking, good personality, the works..
"see that guy, he's a wax"
"sam is such a wax"
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2. calamity sam
The red mustache/patches that is left after a girl decides to get her face waxed... particularly eyebrows and lip
"Damn girl, what happened to yo face!"
"I had to get my face waxed for prom.. is it obvious?"
"Check out that 'stache! You look like Calamity Sam!.... firecrotch"
3. wax the cannon
to jerk your gerkin. to masturbate. to wank off.
"dude my wrist is so freakin sore because I wax the cannon like 8 times a day."
4. waksman
a man who makes wax and is very good with the men... often european
sam: that guy is good at making wax, and a men man

Fred: I know! he is such a waksman
5. Woogit
Hairless female genitalia.
1. Rhonda shaved her pubes and is sporting a cranky woogit.

2. Sam has the smoothest woogit after a brazilian wax.
6. Browneyelashes
Anus hair
I wish she would wax her browneyelashes, it would make her anus look more pleasing to me while I'm fucking her.
7. Lloydie
Term used to describe a vertically challenged, gingering, slightly perverse professional who can't keep time....

A traditional greeting from a Lloydie may consist of him placing his ballsack on your forehead....

This particular specimen can be identified by a penchant for wax coats, childrens rugby shirts and chinos recently pressed by his mother.
v: Look there's Angela over there, my mate Lloydie'd her last week!

n: Fuck me Sam you're such a Lloydie!

adj: We were meant to play golf last week but Richard did a Lloydie....
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