someone who masturbates in water, usually bath water or shower water. to have a sam tindall is to be horny in the wettest of weathers

a sam tindall is common in males who have massive black dicks, and may have a poor looking moustache
a sam tindall would masturbate in a shower in the french alps
by adcpmd January 20, 2011
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