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a salty muffin is someone is acting in a sassy/saucey manner.
that girl is being SUCH a salty muffin right now.
by izaack October 10, 2010
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(During intercourse) when you're about to cum, spray your load into your hand. With that hand, wipe it all over your partners butt cheek. Sprinkle some salt on it, then lick it off.
Wife: Honey whats for tea?
Husband: Im gonna make you a salty muffin
by @&@9/11 October 31, 2015
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