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When the guy about to "explode", he kicks her in the leg, and skeets in her eye, making her a one eyed, one legged pirate!
dude! have you seen her? She has an eyepatch and her leg has a huge bruise!!

Oh, didnt you hear, _____ gave her a saltic pirate.
by Josephine & Justiin October 08, 2007

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