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verb; usually used in past tense; To completely ruin or mess up; adj.; Used to describe an action with disasterous effects, such as rubbing a wound with salt.
That calc test saltfucked me.

Dude, I didn't study for my english final!
>>Chill out, nothing will get saltfucked.
by Anthony Maloche April 10, 2006

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