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The act of a male raising his legs and proceeding to masturbate manually with the hand inverted so the middle, ring, and small fingers are above the thumb and forefinger. If done correctly, the visual image should be of a man "salting" his own testicles, or eggs.
So the morning after, that bitch came in with some breakfast in bed, and I told her "give me breakfast and head," and she said "why don't you just salt the eggs?"
by oatmeal145 January 08, 2010
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Oh I hear Jimmy and Jamilla really want a baby, so Jimmy 's been trying hard to salt the eggs
by legalizeRanchNumberTwo February 07, 2017
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