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a guy who is always salty or negative.The people he cares about are the ones he treats the worst cause he doesnt know how to show emotion and gets aggravated.Be careful the salt is contagious.
That question was so mean the salt master definitely wrote that on my formspring
by Nicolecanread June 06, 2010
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