A person who plays video games rather than going to school, or work, or anything outside of the house. Loves to eat hot cheetos. Always chews with their mouth open and first word of any response is "well...." as they are slow to think of something to say. Slowski's tend to be above average on size. Usually has hands in pockets of jeans or sweatshirt, hat is usually towards a side.
This hybrid of an individual is considered to be the epicenter of rediculous. Has "flock or seaguls" hairstyle and is unlike anything you have ever seen before. If you have ever experienced this absurd phenomena, awesome, keep up the good work. If not, do it to it.
A neurodegenerative disease characterized by immoderate jealousy. Causing its sufferers to attempt to accuse others of false misdemeanors; and squeeze unnecessary guilt and even an apology out of them.
Nick: <tries to guilt someone>
Mike: Nick must have Szalowski's Disease.