|1.||salmon sucking fanny lick|
verb. Technique used in tiresome mariage. Couples who find them selves less and less attacted to each other sexually insert a live salmon into their lovers vagina or anus and will proceed to lick the salmon into submission while giving their parter exceptional levels of pleasure.
George: You know Mildred I'm not sure you do it for me anymore.. you know bedroom wise
Mildred: Get the salmon...
George: Of course a salmon sucking fanny lick!! Our mariage is saved!