Alternate spelling of femtard.more...
A combination of the words "feminist" and "retard." All feminists are femtards, because feminism is the singular most ridiculous ideology to ever be contrived by the human mind (which is saying a lot since there are Jehovah's Witnesses out there!). Feminism is, at its very root, retarded, because (but not limited to):
1) Feminists harp on about equal rights while attempting to legislate superior rights for women.
2) Feminists maintain that women can do anything men can do and then get fire departments, local police, and the military to lower their standards so more women can be employed.
3) Feminists hold to such horrific fables as, "Women never lie about rape" (LACROSSE, anyone?).
4) Feminists maintain that men and women are the same, while noting that men are more violent than women, and women are more nurturing and cooperative than men. So in the feminist's doctrine, men and women are the same except for where women are better than men....
5) Feminists simultaneously maintain that women are strong enough to lead countries yet also maintain that when women do not get their way at home their husbands are being "controlling" and are guilty of "domestic violence."
6) Feminists maintain that women are strong enough to lead countries, yet need to be protected from bikini calendars in the workplace.
For all these reasons and a thousand others, all feminists are to hereby be referred t...
the act of being hella fucking boss in a certain event or field
Sally maintained PONAGENESS while playing a ferce game of checkers
A word of insult usually used in place of other vulgar language. Common to it's synonym fuck, trent can be used in any manner of the English language.
Common words trent can be substituted for: fuck, douche, shit, crap, damn, hell, etc.
Present: Trent, trenting
Future: To Trent
As a person: Trentist,trentologist
Areas of study-
Trentology: The study of trent and trentism. The trentist way of life!
Trentologist: A person who is an expert in the field of trent from the past.
Noun: Can I go to the bathroom? I need to take a major trent.
Verb: That homo right there tried to trent me.
Adjective: Damn!!! What happened to you? you look like trent.
You trented son-of-a-gun
Cut that trent out
Touch me again and you'll feel a load of trent
Trent you mutha trenta!
Kick me in the trent and call me Sally
That's a bunch of trent
Bob: What are you studying?
Bob: I wish I was trentist
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Shamelessly seeking validation/adoration from anyone who will give it to you.
From the movie, "Soap Dish" in which Sally Field's character is feeling bad about herself, so she goes to the Garden State Plaza (a.k.a. Paramus Mall) to get recognized and adored by her fans.
Rose: "Give them my best in Paramus!"
"Did you see Madonna is doing a show in the Village?"
"Uh, oh, someone's going to Paramus..."
Yesterday, Sally Field gave me a boniva. Today, she needed one, so I whipped out my boniva and she gulped it down.
A mammoth 8 foot tall European with 6 foot long legs. He drives the “mantis mobile” which is the size of a small house. When he walks the ground shakes and he can go the distance of a football field in two steps.
Jim: Was that an eclipse of the sun??
Bob: No, the Mantis just walked by.
If 60 is the new 40 then GlamMa is the new Grandma, a woman with a sense of self and style.
Some famous GlamMas: Goldie Hawn, Blythe Danner,Jane Fonda and Sally Field