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Lonestar Saloon

The art of hitting the garage for a long term solo drinking session after all the local establishments have closed and before they have reopened. Its not a place where everyone knows your name but a place you cant even remember your own.
Anyone seen asteroid. yeah mate, think he is doing time in the lonestar saloon.
Lonestar Saloon by Big Dirt April 3, 2013
A funny Indian who is wise and caring if you're close to them however can be difficult. Their circle is pretty small and have little to no involvement in other people except their own kind. If you find a Salloo, get close to them and don't waste the opportunity. They often have poor eyesight hence most of them wear goofy lenses.
Did you see that Salloo? His/Her glasses look beautiful.
Salloo by youreallydontknowme March 27, 2021

saloonatic 

A person who cannot handle alcohol, causing them to behave in an erratic, embarrasing and insane manner.
Everytime Vinny starts doing shots, he starts shouting, jumping around and acting like a total saloonatic.
saloonatic by Led Zeppole October 4, 2003

last chance saloon 

The last chance one has to improve or otherwise help oneself before decision over ones future is made.
You're in the last chance saloon to improve your skills before the test.

Saloon Door syndrome 

The act of swinging both ways yet unsure of ones sexuality.
The professor and Roberto were so scared of their sexuality that while on the road in the cover of night they took the chance to act on their saloon door syndrome.

Sallon Doors 

A Over Sexed woman often liked and made over sexed by Cowboys
"Shes got huge Sallon Doors"
"YEEEEHHHAAA i know there great"
"......john wanye thats the sickest thing ever"
Sallon Doors by Zaky November 27, 2006