When a female of the loose variety only puts out for TV dinners. A rare breed indeed, this creature is usually found in the tall grass of southern states. The range of acceptable TV dinners vary from, Stouffers, Banquet, Hungry-Man and in rare cases Kids Cuisine. If acquired, a man must be certain to never let go, as the profit margins in this relationship favor the man. 10 dollars spent and the channel turned to the price is right, is the only requirement for a romantic evening.
Son: Dad! i was going to take my girlfriend out to a romantic night out at Arby's. But turns out she just wants to stay home and dig into a Stouffers tray.
Dad: Wow son! you got yourself a real "Salisbury Slut" . I'd say you'd hold onto her tight, because she sounds like a real special gal.
Son: Well i'll be a monkeys uncle! You bet i will pops.
Dad: Wow son! you got yourself a real "Salisbury Slut" . I'd say you'd hold onto her tight, because she sounds like a real special gal.
Son: Well i'll be a monkeys uncle! You bet i will pops.
by 2 Testa-cool 4 U February 20, 2017