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To investigate what your co-worker that you don't like is doing so you can hate on them for succeeding. A car salesmen walks by another salesman's office to evesdrop and find out if the other salesman's customer is going to buy the car. If they buy you can hate on him. If they walk out without buying it makes you happy that he failed. "Hold on Jim has a customer. Let me go investihate."
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| 51. | Christ on A Biscuit | ||
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The next level in being pissed off just above "Jesus Christ." Though this contains more empahsis on a prolonged bit of pissofery for the Biscuit contains glucose inducing carbo's. Not to be mistaken with chris on a biscuit because that's just canabolism you sick fuck. Ticket Booth Salesmen:Oh I'm sorry sir all of the tickets have been sold out.
Me: Christ on a Biscuit ! |
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| 52. | Tittiemonster | ||
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Female homosapian; the breast no matter what size lurk without; the monster lurks within.
Term comes from Alabamaian tinmen (siding salesmen) who came north to Ohio for the winter in the late 70's. Not to be confused with tittie enthusist definitely a different animal. Tim is always going to know that the tittiemonster will rear it's ugly head; no matter how attractive a women she is.
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| 53. | old spice | ||
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(n.) A masculine blend of sweat, gasoline, and animal blood, it is the sure way to snag the hottest chick at the bowling alley. Used car salesmen smell like Old Spice and drink Miller High Life.
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| 54. | toxic bachelor | ||
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Worst men around. They are liars, cheats, users and abusers. Toxic bachelors are expert players and will always lie to women and to whom ever to get what they want. They will often use the same pick up lines and rely heavily on their looks and fake charm to attract women. Extremely shallow and only care about physical appearances. Toxic bachelors are typically good looking, well dressed and are usually salesmen. They usually travel in pairs and refer to each other as dude. Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson in the Wedding Crahers, Vince in Swingers, any Vince Vaughn movie character is a toxic bachelors.
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| 55. | fuckered | ||
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From the root word "FUCK". To be unknowingly screwed, usually from behind, prison style. That car salesmen fuckered me into buying a brand new station wagon.
I got fuckered when I bought the winged butterfly jelly vibe. It wasn't jelly soft...It was hard as fuck and toe up my clitty. |
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| 56. | oily | ||
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A person, usually a man, who is perceived as being parasitic or of low moral principle and whose skin is also oily or who sweats a lot. Used also to refer to people of Greek, Italian, Middle Eastern and sometimes Jewish extraction. The target's occupation usually is one percieved as having a high rate of dishonesty or graft, and as such is often applied to politicians, lawyers, car salesmen, Hollywood agents, and pawn brokers. "She's hired that oily lawyer again for her second divorce."
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