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1. Sale
A small town on the outskirts of Manchester, mostly inhabited by people who can't afford to live in nearby altrincham.
Does meachan live in Sale?
2. Secaucus
Is any town in New Jersey more conveniently located? Secaucus is the first true suburban community outside Manhattan, just five miles from Times Square. It's convenient, yet it's small town. Who says you can't have the best of both worlds?

Residents, as well as visitors staying at the community's many fine hotels and motels, can be in Manhattan in as little as 20 minutes via express bus or train. Or they quickly can be on their way to other points in via the New Jersey Turnpike or State Route 3, both of which pass through the town.

And just across the Hackensack River, a mile away, is the area's sports and entertainment center, The Meadowlands, home of the Giants, the Jets, the Nets, the Devils, the Red Bulls, and the Seton Hall Pirates; concerts, circuses, ice shows, weekly flea market; and the Meadowlands Race Track.

Location! Location! Location! What makes Secaucus great for residents and visitors also makes it great for business. Secaucus is the corporate home of many major businesses and a distribution center serving Manhattan and Northern New Jersey. Its proximity to New York offers quick delivery.

This distribution center, cleverly separated from most of the town's residential areas, has spawned the other activity for which the community is well known - outlet shopping. In Secaucus, along with the manufacturers' outlets, you'll find the true warehouse outlets, where the store's in the front and racks of clothes are behind. Periodically the storehouses th...
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3. Mall
A place to chill if you've got money and time. Or if you're broke it's a nice place to peoplewatch. You can buy all sorts of things at the mall from clothes, shoes, music, stuff for the home, random gifts, perfume, to just about anything. There are cafes and little restraunts to eat at if you want a bite. Most malls have other things to do than to just shop. For example my mall has a movie theater, a bowling arena, ice skating rink, an arcade, and a miniture golf area. So if you're not in it for shopping, you can always go to the mall to hang out with your friend at one of these fun places. If you've got absolutely no money, you can always sit down and people watch if you're bored. It's sort of interesting to see what kind of people there are in town, because our town is so boring the mall is the center where everything happens and you can always catch those "oddies" whom you've never seen at school or work.
Lily: Heard there's a huge sale at the mall! Let's go now and hit all the stores and fill our closets with new clothes.
Michael: Yuck. Can't we watch a movie in the theater or do you guys wanna chill at the bowling alley or ice rink?
Amy: Ah. Sorry but I'm broke. You guys go..
Lily: No you can come Amy. You can people watch or windowshop while we shop and we'll pay for your movie ticket.
Amy: Thanks. I wonder what weirdos we'll catch at the mall today.
4. Plant City
A town east of Tampa in Fla. It's a nice place, but you wouldn't want to stay there forever.

Walden Lake is just a bunch of cookie cutter homes copied and pasted in an orderly fashion. Walden Lake East is just a bunch of houses with no real neighborhood name.

We have a pretty bad high school, whose colors are teal, orange, and black. And we lose almost every game.

Downtown is historic, but is mostly made up of a bunch of churches and shops that run out of business, get taken over by another person, and run out of business again. Although my father has a nice law office there too.

We're apparantly called the winter strawberry capitol of the world, which is better than nothing. We also have a strawberry festival, which is just a huge fair with rides. It also comes with a building called "The Arthur Boring Civic Center", which just has rocking chairs and flagpoles on display/sale.

We also have enough illegal migrant workers to pick a bazillion strawberries, so I guess you could call it an advantage.

We do have gangs like Sur Trese and stuff, but they'll never bother you. So don't sweat it.

That's about it...overall a pretty cool place for visiting.
Plant City is a cool place to grow up, but you'll end up killing yourself in the end from an extreme case of boredom, generally by the age of 25.
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5. Oldham
A town in Greater Manchester. 99% chav. Has a few Michelin Star restaurants known as McDonalds and Subway. Walking around alone at night will result in you being battered for your purse/wallet/mobile/anything that can be sold in a pawn shop or on a carboot sale. "Spindles" is the local shopping center. Has some well known shops, Poundland may be the best quality one. The school's in the area are sub-standard. Children can learn the correct use of the term 'init'. Anyone who waits until the legal age to have sex is stoned to death and teenagers collect offspring.
Person a) Kelly's pregant again init.
Person b) Who?
Person a) Kelly, 13 year old, had her first child last year.
Person b) Yeah man I know who you mean!
Person c) Utter Oldham scum.
*PERSON'S A&B BATTER PERSON C FOR CALLING THEIR FELLOW CHAV*
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