Scalaming 

(Sca-lah-minG) is used in many circumstances and is delivered with a heavy Guido accent. The best use of this word is to substitute a hearty "Fuck you!" or "Get the Fuck outta here!" In contrast to this, Scalaming can also be used to proclaim something too sweet for words.

Hey buddy, you aren't on the list - SCALAMING!
This Pasta Vasool.... marone - SCALAMING!

"I hate you JJ and I want my CDs back and my couch and..."
"SCALAMING!"

Scalaming by NorthDadz March 19, 2010

shalaminga shalamanga 

1) What asian females yell before orgasming

2) A phrase used to convey massive gratitude or a substitute for any word.

3) The art of peeling an apple by first twisting the stem, then using your pubes as razor blades for peeling. After peeling the apple, it is usually appropriate to give the apple to your grandma.

4) A fart that in essence creates a mini blackhole, sucking everything in and around it.

5) When out of you anus, a baby comes out, and so forth(thus creating a baby mosh pit) then the baby is slammed into a droor

Hakuna Matata, Ripping Dog's Buttholes, Snowflakes

"hey last night was a shalaminga shalananga!"

"please let me stick my shaliminga in your shalamanga"

instead of tomato tomato its shalaminga shalamanga

voiced-over asian movies

shalaminga shalamanga by gjhkfdkgijtdkudg.... thrice January 2, 2010

Salaminizer 

1)A drunk, pervert , druggy, and a womanizer.
2)Oderus Urungus, the led singer of gwar

That pimp snorting coke of that woman's ass is such salaminizer!

Salaminizer by 13moorehuman September 14, 2010

Salading 

The act of getting salad

To go prepare a salad

To have a fun salad adventure

Evelyn and Ella love salad so much, they made salading a daily thing at the cafeteria.

"Hey Ella! I'm so hungry! Lettuce go salading!" Said Evelyn.

"Oh my green gosh! Totally! I want some salad so bad right now!" Ella exclaimed.

Salading by Evelyn and Ella May 14, 2014

slaming the ham 

What men do when alone, bored and turned on. Pictures of lushous, half naked women are used often. Movies and webcams are popular visual stimulous prior to the slaming of the little ham.

1) I totally caught my Boyfriend slaming the ham last night.
2) Girl 1: Why is the Aloe Vera in the shower?
Guy 1: Umm...... I was slamming the ham this morning before work.
Girl 1: EWWWWW.....I can never use that Aloe again!!!

slaming the ham by Ravenjinn April 25, 2008

Slamington 

V. to displease another, possibly in relation to a lamington.

N. statement of displeasure.

This word, and all its derivitives, are the creation of St. Kevin's college students in Melbourne

"I dropped my lamington, slamington!"

Slamington by James November 15, 2003

Salamungu 

A name given to a cheeky monkey with some sick fortnite moves that they'll probably take fortnite to court for because it is their own. They have the most complex dance moves that will get all the girls flowing like a fountain. If named this on Steam, beware of their CS:GO skills with AWPing and headshotting. they'll get you calling them a hacker when you know you're just bad. They'll also put on a fake Russian, African and Asian accent just to be annoying but we all know they're just a fat American/English sausage roll eating bastard.

That Salamungu guy gets me dripping with those gappy teeth.

Salamungu by notsalamungu December 20, 2018