Those guys - big dicks or no - who pop their belt and 501 buttons and, hips forward, pop the dicks out en masse at the trough.
I can't piss because of all the salami tsunami next to me are making a racket with their belt buckles and fiddling with their KCs!!!
A bar that is occupied by too many men and too few women.
This bar sucks, it looks like it has been hit by a salami tsunami.