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1. salad tosser
One who does the salad toss. One who takes it uo the ass. See homo, fag, gay, faggot.
The high school jock team is just a bunch of salad tossers.
by G. Oriber Feb 19, 2003 add a video
2. crutons
noun. A tastey treat for those who are salad tossers also known as brown turds or pieces of crap eaten by said salad tossers.
I tossed his salad and ate his crutons.
by noelle Apr 22, 2005 add a video
3. Salad Tosser
Bush, Dickhead Cheney, Republicans
With the "necessary" war on Iraq for the "WMD" and Saddam's "connection with Osama" who knows what the full extent of the damage these salad tossers would be?
4. Celtic Squash
When getting your salad tossed you void your bowels all over the salad tossers face and proceed to sit on their face.
Holy shit. I killed that girl with a celtic squash!
5. chocolate moustache
the act of using a turd as if it was a crayon/colored pencil, and drawing a moustache and/or beard on your friend (or enimies) face. when their asleep, or course.
"hey marshall! did you hear about how Christian gave Josh a chocolate moustache?!"
"yeah Juan, i heard he kinda got into it. and licked it all off."
"dude, i still cant belive they docked!"
"dude, i hear Josh was like a prison queen, and gave him amazing head!"
"i'll take that as him "cumming" out of the closet"
"lol, i always knew Christian liked his salad tossed with extra ranch dressing"
6. Z Day
The morning when zombies will rise from the dead and feast on the flesh of the living...
Kirk: Hear ye, hear ye, Z day appoaches... Repent sinners...

Sinners: Eh, eh, rick my barrs...

Kirk: Well, fuck off you salad tossers, me and my party are all meeting at Jordans...
7. boston freckler
Well, simply put, it is when a gentleman or a young lady is "tossing salad" if you will, and the partner who's salad is being "tossed" flatulates with what we may describe as a bout of "wet gas" and fecal matter is sprayed creating a freckle-like appearance on the tossers face.
After my date and I consumed the buffalo wing special at Hooters; I went home with him and thanked him thoroughly for our dinner. Suddenly to my surprise, he blew ass and covered me with the poop spray (aka Boston Freckler) that appeared like the Howdy-Doody sun-kissed spots I always coveted in other Irish women at the local pubs.
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