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Saint Augustine Prep Soccer 

The best high school soccer team in New Jersey. They won the Cape-Atlantic League Title, South Jersey Title, Coaches Cup Title, and the New Jersey Non-Public A State Title in 2011. They won the Star Ledger award as best team in New Jersey in 2011.

They beat St. Joes Metuchen in the South Jersey Championship game.

And

They shutout the Pingry School 2-0 in the New Jersey State Championship game.

They have 5 state championships and are without a doubt the most legitimate high school soccer team in South Jersey.
Guy 1: Hey, the Saint Augustine Prep Soccer isn't that good and doesn't play anyone good anyway, so who cares?

Guy 2: Oh, well they went 25-1, and they shut out Pingry 2-0 in the state final this year...

Guy 1: Pingry's not even that good, so whatever man.

Guy 2: Oh well ESPN thought they were good, they ranked them 18th best high school soccer team in the country.

Guy 1: Oh...my bad.

saint augustine high school 

high school in flawda. full of druggies, spikey dog color bitches, and anti masking rednecks. there is not a day that goes by that i don’t hear slurs from cisgender white peoples mouths. if you go to saint augustine high school, i’m sorry. if you don’t go to saint augustine high school, i’m sorry.
do u go to saint augustine high school?
“yes”
oh, sorry.

saint augustine high school 

will break your heart, f boys, only want hookups, empty promises, lags, legit what the actual fuck is in your water.
do not waste your time, heart, money, data, battery girl just go to sleep he ain't worth it
friend: omg im talking to a new boy!
me: where is he from?
friend: saint augustine high school

me: oh fuck noooo

Saint Augustine’s 

Saint Augustines is the place where people go if they need drug rehabilitation. They are so self absorbed that they don’t notice that nobody likes them. They are constantly receiving complaints from Sydney Busses about after school wanking and keep on fucking the Stellar girls. All of them have STDs by year 8 as there is no size of condom small enough for their chodes. Saint Augustines boys also make abusive Urban Dictionary definitions about public high schools because they are in denial about how shit they are. Fuck off rich kids.

Lot’s of love,
Bally Boys 2019
Person 1: Who are those fuckheads getting arrested?
Person 2: Some Saint Augustine’s wanker
Saint Augustine’s by Balmy Boi 69 November 26, 2019

Saint Augustine High school 

Saints is the best all boys school ever unlike that crack head school Cathedral 🤮🤮 They all brag about how rich they are when In reality its more expensive to get into saints 😁🤭 💰. Go Saints not Cathedral !!! 😂😂
Bob - Saint Augustine high school is amazing

Stupid head - I wish I could go to saints but instead I go to Cathedr🤮al.

Saint Augustines 

Lowest percentage of future dole-bludgers in Cairns along with the highest percentage of future doctors. Could single-handedly give Australia the strongest economy in the world if it wasn't for the reject schools like Trinity Bay, Woree and Smithfield causing Cairns to have the most crime and longest lines at centrelink on a Tuesday morning. Often referred to as 'gay' by the fuckwits at other schools when in fact you could get spit-roasted by two abo's any day of the week at Cairns High.
Slave 1: How is our slave-master so rich?
Slave 2: Because he went to Saint Augustines.
Slave 3: And we only went to Trinity Bay.
Saints Man: I didn't pull you out of the centrelink line to converse with each other! Now please continue to attend to the plethora of tasks I have set for you including the picking of the cotton.
Slaves 1, 2 & 3: Yes master.
Saints man: St. Marcellin Champagnat
Slaves: Pray for us
Saints Man: Mary our good mother
Slaves: Pray for us
Saints man: And may we always remember
Slaves: To keep working
Saints Man: And
Slaves: Boost the economy
All: Amen