The most chill, genuine, academically-focused, classy, and tolerant school in the D.C. metro area. Too classy to be callin' out other all-boys schools using urbandictionary. Unlike most private D.C. MD and VA schools, Abbey Boys have no reason to pretend they are "gangsta" because they are "gangsta." It's NE. Not Potomac or NW. The fact that St. Anselm's has a "rep" at all is phenomenal considering that there are only about 130 students in the high school. About half are intelligent and reserved, whereas the other students are intelligent, social, and party animals. All are good to the ladies (in more ways than one) and eventually get into the college of their choice. Although some tend to be socially and sexually inactive/awkward in high school, come college, all Abbey Alumni blossom into sex gods. They will marry your high school girlfriend and be your boss in fifteen years. You'll see...
Abbey Boy: Hey babe, you wanna dance?
NCS girl: Where do you go to school?
Abbey Boy: St. Anselm's.
NCS girl: Oh.
Abbey Boy: No no no no. Not St. Alban's. St. Anselm's.
NCS girl: Fuck me. Now.