When booking an outing with a seaside shop offering “sails and cervix” package-tours, one should make sure to ask if their standard price includes having your gorgeous guide spread her legs for you, or if said delightful “extra” actually COSTS “extra”!

sails and cervix by QuacksO October 8, 2023

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bacon sails

1. A sailing boat with pink or purple sails.

2. The elongated and often irregular fleshy lobes that hang from either side of the undercrackers of the oversexed female Homo sapiens.

In context (On a windy day)- "Jade, I can see your bacon sails!"

bacon sails by Frodo Horsfall December 1, 2007

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A good pirate also sails on the red sea

If your girl's on her period, who cares, just fuck her.

Hey man, I want to fuck my girlfriend tonight but it's her period and it'll be a bloody mess.
- cmon dude, a good pirate also sails on the red sea.

A good pirate also sails on the red sea by reggiemt April 20, 2017

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Black Sails in the Sunset

The fourth full lenght studio album by the totally awesome band AFI, or A Fire Inside. The album is the first with guitarist Jade Puget, and was realased in 1998 through Nitro Records.

Can a cd be both uplifting and depressing, because Black Sails in the Sunset so is.

Black Sails in the Sunset by Corrupted Squid September 17, 2010

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