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1.
An nullified attribution intended to convey the absurdity of a statement.
"Thank god it's Monday," said no one ever.
by adaptojen May 01, 2013
 
8.
a sarcastic comment about a very unpopular item or activity.
Friend 1: OMG! Those crocs look awesome, said no one ever.
by thefallen May 01, 2013
 
9.
A statement that implies that no one has ever stated a particular fact before in time.
cars are useless, SAID NO ONE EVER..
by Dent_nesh May 01, 2013