| 8. | Penn State | ||
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When a little boy, usually between the ages 8, and 14 is severely raped or molested by a much older saggy man in the shower.
You totally go James Gonion on them. Kent: Dude, i heard something happened awhile back.
Carll: Yeah, i was Penn Stated in the shower. Kent: Ahh Shit man, im sorry to hear that. Carll: My anus still bleeds daily. |
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| 9. | cock spatula | ||
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The device used by older men for inserting their old saggy balls into a woman's vagina. Hey guys, I used my new cock spatula last night to shimmy my old saggy cock and balls into my lady's punanny.
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| 10. | Saggy Flapjacks | ||
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The saggiest boobs ever. Usually defined by grammas, old women and guys who spend too much time at KFC and McDonalds.
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| 11. | floppy jalopy | ||
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A limp, old, saggy penis. "Dude, the other day I was in the men's locker room and some old guy had a huge floppy jalopy!"
"Dude, your grandpa's floppy jalopy is hangin' out..." |
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| 12. | nutbra | ||
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A device like a bra, used to hold up saggy, old men's nuts. "I bought my Grandpa Jerold a nutbra for Christmas so that his nuts would stop dropping in the toilet everytime he tried to pee!"
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| 13. | rib flaps | ||
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the dead skin hanging from the used-to-be titties covering the rib cage of an old lady or neglected pensioner.
usually occurs to woman aged between 50 and 80. also to men tending to overindulge as couch potatoes watching porn. clip from "there's something about Mary", the movie.
Starring Cameron Diaz and an old lady with rib flaps. |
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| 14. | tetherballs | ||
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when older men develop saggy balls. "Wow George, Your tetherballs are hanging lower than ever!"
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