when a mans very hairy balls hang down so low they look either like buck teeth of a beaver, or an upside down muffin, which is not edible due to severe pain of the owner.
ohmygoodness! look at his saggy beaver muffins! i dont know what i want to do with them. they just hang there.
by kayla frenner January 25, 2009
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