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The act of urinating, not due to a biological need or urge, but as a precaution before entering a situation in which excusing one's self to the facilities would be either inconvenient, detrimental, or a social faux pas. Steve: "Hey, how'd the job interview go?"
Juan: "Their bathrooms were locked, so I couldn't take a safety piss beforehand. Really kinda threw off my mojo." Donny: "Hey man, save my seat." James: "Where are you going?" Donny: "Taking a safety piss; this movie's three hours long!" Craig: "I really wish I'd taken a safety piss." Minister: "And do you, Craig, take Tina to be your lawfully wedded wife..." |
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