When one purposely gets drunk enough to attain the condition of beer goggles
in order to survive an otherwise embarrassing sexual encounter with somebody who is physically unattractive.
Tom's evening was nearly ruined when his friends forced him to play wingman
with the fat ugly broad who was cockblock
ing and impeding their chances of scoring it with her more attractive companions. Fortunately, he utilized his wits and before he could take one for the team
, he downed several bottles of Dogfish Head 90 Minute
India Pale Ale, then nailed the bitch while his inebriated senses mistook her for a Jessica Alba lookalike and enjoyed every minute of it. When he was done, he got dressed and got out while still drunk, otherwise he could have passed out and woken up moments later sober and with the poor man's Rosie O'Donnell in bed with him. Thus, his safety goggles did work after all.