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Person who removes female virginity at every opportunity. They reguarly boast of their safecracking expertise usually with one eye watchin for the fuzz. Safecracking derived from the difficulty and expertise required to crack a bank vault for the first time. After its been done once its easy to do again so they are constantly sourcing their next triumphant raid
Ed your such a fucking safecracker!

So how do you become a safecracker?
by House March 03, 2005
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A white person in Northwest Wichita, Kansas. One is not not subjected to much crime, potential harmful vices, or much of anything at all.
Don't worry bro, you are a safecracker!
by Freeby789 October 11, 2014
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one who is a person of many talents who is also a dab hand at safecracking,according to the fat odd shaped manager! going 2 work armed with a giant toolbox with a boss who is as bright as that toolbox! why are managers such arseholes?
when u are giving me a reference 2 get out of this shithole, dont forget 2 mention i moonlight as a safecracker u nutjob!
by starstruck January 30, 2008
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