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1. not safe for work
A phrase meaning possibly pornographic in respect or having horrendous language. Don't look at it in school.
The video of that slut stripping is totally not safe for work.
2. not safe for work
Pretty self-explanatory. See nsfw.
The link was subtitled not safe for work and my entire family was in the room. The only logical option was to click it.
3. VSFW
Very safe for work.
It is a page that will censor any materials that could possibly offend family members/co workers/bosses/managers/etc.
It is also friendly to all races (yes, races, cats and dogs alike), skin pigments, countries, and what have you.

It can be good or bad. A site that will censor swear words, such as that one site dedicated to showcasing stories of how consumers are bumbling buffoons, or it could be bad, as like that one site where you can upload videos for the whole world to see, and a video unloader shuts off comments for his clip.
VSFW: Very Safe for work.
1. A hilarious site that censors swears
Jimmy: Oh man, this site is so funny! It's... I dunno... very safe for work!
Jonny: Yeah, and I can read it anywhere and no one will be offended!

2. A video uploader who disables comments.
Video Site Commenter 1: ah well i cant offer my 2 cents
Video Site commenter 2: no dam u why cant u alow commentatisions! grargiurefqwierf! dam u VSFW!
4. nsfw
not safe for work
usually used in reference to pornography on internet blogs
Dude 1: Dude, she is hot! Look at this picture!

Dude 2: That is totally not safe for work, get it off before we get fired! it even says nsfw at the bottom, idiot.
5. nsfpants
Not Safe For Pants. One step further than nsfw. So hot it's not safe to wear pants while watching.
- Is it safe for work?
- No way dude, it's nsfpants!
6. Real Estate Porn
1. Searching through exotic real estate listings as Safe-For-Work fantasizing about beautiful estates in far-away places you will never be able to afford.

2. Websites offering exotic real estate for sale.
While I was waiting for the final spreadsheet to be finished downstairs, I went to sothebysrealty.com for a dose of real estate porn.
7. ASFW
Almost Safe For Work.
That clip I just sent you is ASFW, it's okay to watch just don't invite the boss over for a laugh.
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