A furious and untamed minge. The pubic hairs surrounding the vagina are so rough and rugged that it can fight off the male often in the scouting phase of attack. The male will feel the rough minge with ones fingers and cease further attack, knowing that it is un safe for ones penis as it may get damaged upon entry. A rough minge is such a vulgar display of meat purse that it is often compared to the mouth of a bulldog
1.) Eddie had considered fucking this one for quite some time. But had decided against the idea due to the rough minge he found whilst giving her a good rub down. Even his scissor hands couldn't fight back that fur.
2.) Man 1 - How was she?
Man 2 - good face, rough minge dude
Man 1 - Like a bulldog licking piss off a thistle?
Man 2 - Exactly!
a game that is played by couples traditionally. The object of the game is to touch each others genitalia. The game is strictly played over the weekend (Saturday, Sunday). Points are given for the successful touch (either through clothes or under clothes) and the immediate exclamation of "Point!". The winner is announced at the end of the weekend. There are a few simple rules:
1.) The bedroom and under blankets are the safe zones, no tags/touches can occur in the safe zone
2.) no 'tag backs' for 15 minutes after a successful 'taint tag'
3.) tagging while using the restroom is an automatic win
4.) Only direct genitalia tag can happen in private, not
public (may be amendable, but not advised)
Johnny won last weekend over Sally in Taint Tag, because he was sneaky and had quick hands.
This weekend, Sally won because she surprised Johnny while he was peeing, piss went every where.
The bizarre act seen in many porn films whereby a distinguished gentleman or gracious lady with strap-on, grips the base of the phallus and lightly taps it upon the meaty buttock-flesh of a partner presenting themselves by resting on the knees and hands (or elbows (...or face)). The most likely explanation for this phenomenon was offered by Professor Archibald Knobblyknackers of Christ College, Oxford, who theorised that the action was originally designed to test the hollowness of the awaiting bung-hole after the disastrous attempt by a disoriented Ron Jeremy to sodomise a helpless-yet-impenetrable Venus De Milo prop, which resulted in an imploded bellend and the brief resurrection of Michelangelo Batio for vengeance, who was given licence to murder twelve pigeons after a hazardous filing error and accidental double-lifing on account of the fact he wasn’t dead in the first place. Thus, dick tamping was subsequently invented as a safety precaution to ensure adequate space for a ram-passage, or to check for cockroaches or something.
‘Always precede any acts of quadrapedal intercourse with thorough dick tamping. If you are not sure whether it is safe to proceed, do not risk entry under any circumstances and contact your appointed fire official, where the offending buttocks will be taken away to be incinerated’ – the Porn Safety Handbook
The dangerous duo of a 40oz. of malt liquor and a Four Loko that will get you drunk on an industrial scale. The .44 magnum combines the class of malt liquor with the full-bodied, complex, palate-pleasuring flavor of the Four Loko. The 44 magnum is not safe for children, women who are pregnant, nursing or may become pregnant, or anybody else. If you are drinking a 44 magnum, you are most definitely not feeling lucky... punk. Best when duct-taped to the hands of an unfortunate pledge, or when poured down the drain in a symbolic display of contempt for such an ungodly concoction. The 44 magnum will take your everything.
Kent: Let's get fucked up!
Michael: .44 Magnums?
Poem by Alan Ginsburg
I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked,more...
dragging themselves through the negro streets at dawn looking for an angry fix,
angelheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machinery of night,
who poverty and tatters and hollow-eyed and high sat up smoking in the supernatural darkness of cold-water flats floating across the tops of cities contemplating jazz,
who bared their brains to Heaven under the El and saw Mohammedan angels staggering on tenement roofs illuminated
who passed through universities with radiant cool eyes hallucinating Arkansas and Blake-light tragedy among the scholars of war,
who were expelled from the academies for crazy & publishing obscene odes on the windows of the skull,
who cowered in unshaven rooms in underwear, burning their money in wastebaskets and listening to the Terror through the wall,
who got busted in their pubic beards returning through Laredo with a belt of marijuana for New York.
who ate fire in paint hotels or drank turpentine in Paradise Alley, death, or purgatoried their torsos night after night
with dreams, with drugs, with waking nightmares, alcohol and cock and endless balls,
incomparable blind streets of shuddering cloud and lightning in the mind leaping toward poles of Canada & Paterson, illuminating all the motionless world of Time between,
Peyote solidities of halls, backyard green tree cemetery dawns, w...
Apart from an over used word?more...
A totally unexplainable feeling that can not be described in any way possible, but there are two things, One, When you feel it while with them it’s the best feeling in the world, nothing surpasses it. Two, when you feel it without them it makes you feel bad and yearn for their presence, but you still feel that happy feeling somewhere inside and it confuses you terribly.
Although the feeling of love is not describable some of the things that are symptoms I guess, of that feeling are things like, or include the following:
(These are in no particular order)
-A complete trust that your thoughts and feelings and other aspects (if not all aspects) of your life/self will be safe in the hands of another.
-You can’t do anything without thinking about them.
-Longing to hold them (or be held by them) and be with them.
-Wanting to be with them every second of the day.
-Without them with you feel empty inside and incomplete.
-The desire to learn (everything about the one you love) and to teach (everything about yourself.)
-Knowing that they will always be there for you no matter what happens.
-An intense devotion to him/her.
-Knowing that nothing else matters more than them.
-When you accept the other person entirely and completely.
-Knowing if you were without them you could not live.
-Love makes you look down on everyone else, because they do not feel what you feel (presumably.)
-Everything seems better when they are in your lif...
Description: The self-conscious ego seeking moron.more...
Target: Everybody who doesn't look like them (E.g. Goths, Grungers ect..)
Usually based around the coasts and inner city areas. The common townie prefer to wear rolled up addidas trousers with a distinctive double white strips running up the outside of both legs, along with matching nike trainers with ugly mooboot style grips on the underside however the most common townie will have no colour co-ordination what-so ever and mistakenly think purple and green look as they say "Cool mate".
Wear hoodies which are beige, blue or occassionally black and baby blue or pink for the females. Avoiding labels at all costs however, replace them with words such as "Cuba, 1976, Baby, Princess, ect.." all of which have no actual meaning to them.
Topped off with "massive" amounts of jewerlly which they call by the name "Bling Bling".
* For the male of the townie species "Bling Bling" will be one gold stud and perhaps a chain around their necks which originate originally from the female jewerlly section in the argos catalogue.
* For the female townie species they prefer to wear ridiculously "massive" gold looped earings bought from claire's accessories for 50p in the sale which they claim to be worth £20, hands covered in 10p rings, and several gold crosses and chains which originated from their arch enemy: The "Goth" or "goff" as they prenounce.
The majority of townie morons have pizza faces and as a insecurity accuse others to be...