When two men are showering together and a third man is in the same bathroom, taking a hot shit.
"Chad and Aric were showering together but Brian needed to use the bathroom to pinch a steamy loaf. He didn't even wait for them to finish before he barged in and starting dropping one in the shitter! It was sarsaparilla circus!"
An individual whose very presence lowers the tone in the room. Will complain about almost anything and will dress in plain, understated clothes. The human equivilent of Eeyore from Winnie the Pooh.
"Hi everybody. Hope you're feeling better today than I am. Still can't find my Prozac anywhere, I'm getting really worried now. Must the Sun rise every morning in the east? Why can't..." - ad infinitum.
The act of simultaneously masturbating and crying your eyes out. This is usually due to depression and desire for sexual companionship. Although not necessary to fall under the category, some find it useful and economically efficient to use their tears has a substitute lubricant AKA slippery sauce.