sadness inside 

The depth of longing and eventual despair that is part of realizing that you are forever alone and most likely going to die unhappy.

He watched the happier and better looking couple laugh as they walked by. His sadness inside was in plain sight...

sadness inside by Power bottoms for Krishna April 6, 2016

factory of sadness

The Cleveland Browns Stadium. The name was given by angry fan Mike Polk who made a youtube video in which he rants about the annual losing records of the Browns.

You are a Factory of Sadness

factory of sadness by gregb#3 January 6, 2012

Samnesia 

The moment when you are so high and/or drunk that you zone out, remembering all of the G Maneuvers (times where you had an awesome moment), you had that day. While hanging out with your friends.

Yo, you with us, or are you having Samnesia.

Samnesia by Semodeen January 26, 2013

Sadness Boner 

When you get so sad you get a boner.

"I'll never bang Scarlett Johansson. *Sadness Boner*"

Funerals, break-ups, movies, and disappointing Christmas gifts are all causes of a Sadness Boner.

Sadness Boner by kain2201 October 16, 2013

Playing the world's saddest song on the world's smallest violin 

A sarcastic saying used when a person tells another person of something mildly unfortunate that has happened to them, sometimes exaggerated in order to gain sympathy. It implies that the person speaking of their misfortune expects someone to come in playing the saddest song in the world on the worlds smallest violin to correspond with the apparent tradgedy of the situation. Sometimes the person saying this will mime playing a small violin, or try and imitate the sound of a violin.

Jade: Hello, how are you?
Laurel: I just stepped in dog poop and my new shoes got ruined and my feet smell like dog poop, and-
Jade: -Shh... hear that? i'm playing the world's saddest song on the world's smallest violin (mimes playing small violin)

Playing the world's saddest song on the world's smallest violin by itsy bistsy teeny weeny violin March 25, 2006

reefer sadness 

Despondency related to a lack of marijuana.

A play on the phrase "reefer madness," which is originally a 1936 anti-marijuana propaganda film.

Man, last week my mom smoked all my shit, and I'm broke. I had a bad case of reefer sadness.

reefer sadness by KoGe August 10, 2006

Chicken Sadness 

The resulting dejection and harrowing feeling of impending doom following a full course of chicken.

"I just ate a bucket of chicken and I'm really feeling the chicken sadness" -JS

Chicken Sadness by Snessej September 13, 2021