An especially heinous female, characterized by flat-chested figure, marked deterioration of birdlike facial features, suspicious odor, and the mistaken impression that she can hang.

Term used to describe the state of crotch chafing. Abrasions on thighs and groin caused by sand from a beach, rough clothing material, and fat legs on a long walk. Not unlike sand in the vagina or grit-nuts and sandpaper crack.