| 78. | Thigh Drencher | ||
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The most wonderful of happenings, an event, action, or thing that causes everyone in the room to shudder with pleasure in response to the glory of the occurrence. In other words: you find your genitals involuntary soaking your thighs because of your excitement. Ken: dude, Mary's wearing a tank top
Atticus: oh, that's a thigh drencher *fist bump* Julie: hey remember that day we watched O Brother Where Art Thou? AND Blazing Saddles on the same day? Allison: Oh my god yes, that was such a thigh drencher Paul: dude wanna get some pizza and slurpees? David: damn, that sounds thigh drenchingly awesome right now Matt: oh god... my socks are soaked bonerhornysexyorgasmicjizz my pants |
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| 79. | Cow Saddle | ||
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Another term for a condom. Grab your cow saddles boys don't go getting them girls pregnant.
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| 80. | AFG | ||
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short for authentic frontier gibberish, as spoken by Gabby Hayes in the movie "Blazing Saddles". Currently used by members of the Tea Party in decrying the state of affairs in our nation. Characterized by longing for a return to the gold standard, anglo-saxon cultural supremacy, and the return of Johnny Carson to late-night television. Rick Perry, when speaking about the Federal Reserve Board, engaged in some real afg.
Did you hear the afg coming out of Michelle Bachmann in the Presidential debates last night? |
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| 81. | Hamdancer | ||
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A fat girl who's showing too much skin, most commonly found at Wal-Mart, trailer parks during the summer time, bars and all of New England. For instance- back tits, love saddles, top ass, muffin top. Jesus! I got sweat all over my arm when that hamdancer brushed up against me.
My exe's sister is such a fucking hamdancer. I've never seen her in clothes that fit her unthinkable body. |
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| 82. | rootinest tootinest | ||
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rootinest could be the way the word route sounded from cowhands,and tootinest could be the farts from all the beans they ate on the route or trail.Or and other wise you might even say rootinest means rowdiest instead of roughest. If you ever saw Blazing Saddles,there would be an example of tooting around the camp fire.That was one rootinest tootinest time at the campfire.So I take exception to the meaning roughest and toughest.It don't make sense.It was an after dinner time thank you to the cook.
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| 83. | Anal Johnson | ||
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!. Anal Johnson: Man who works in the saloon and keeps things nice and clean. 2. The Anal Johnson: guy who inserts his toe in your anus, while you are blowing him, in an unexpected fashion. 1. Bob: Did that guy just spit in the beer mug he's cleaning? What the fuck??
Brandon: Shhhh. Thats Anal Johnson, he don't like it dirty or obscene...and he owns a fucking shot gun. 2. Bob: What the fuck are you doing down there, the Anal Johnson?? Brandon: I'm just trying to make it better for you. (weeps) |
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| 84. | Number 6 dance | ||
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A ball-type party thrown in honor of successfully raiding and pillaging an entire town...it is common-place for the women of the spoils to be raped in a ritualistic manner by the victors at these functions, which are nearly exclusively hosted by Slim Pickens, Harvey Korman and/or Mel Brooks Spare the women? Hell no, we rape the shit outta them at the number 6 dance afterwards
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